Oh, precious friend. Did you really click on this recipe? I don't even know why I have an entire page devoted to this little treat because it is less complicated than making a PB&J. But since you're here, here goes...

Ingredients:

• 1 block of cream cheese
• Enough jam to cover the cream cheese
• Crackers
  

Directions:

1. Put cream cheese on a plate.
   
2. Spread jam on top of cream cheese
   
3. Serve with crackers.
   

And that my friends, is what I call a last-minute, hail Mary when friends are arriving in 2 minutes.

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